You may know the creature as Yeti. Or, you may prefer the Abominable Snowman. When the beast is sighted in the U.S., it’s typically called Bigfoot, or Sasquatch. Hillbillies even have their own classy name for it, the Skunk Ape. Steve Austin calls him a chump. Love means never having to say you’re sorry for ripping off his exploding arm. Regardless of how you address your love letters to him, I’m here to tell you…