So, a lot of my day-to-day is spent looking through old comic books. Yeah, I live the American Dream. Anyways, I came across this ad for a classic toy. Enjoy!

Wait, what do you mean that was “anything but heterosexual?” G.I. Joe is army tough! He’s an American icon that represents the spirit of manliness. Don’t believe me? Fine. I’ve taken snippets of text from that ad and placed them in screenshots of the greatest war documentary of all time… Predator. Now we’ll see who’s a man’s man and who isn’t.

See? Now that’s TOUGH.

This article written with apologies to the war heroes Jesse “the Body” Ventura and Action Jackson.